About Us

Welcome to the amazing, fantastic and wholly autistic website of Moon Guard’s #1 active guild <Azeroth Inc>. Founded a good while ago by the man, the myth, the legend Doffy, the guild has seen the ups and downs of both the game and time itself. From the proposed end of the world on the Mayan Calendar to the invention of the wheel we have seen it all. Run by a entirely professional and not at all retarded corps of officers we strive to make your experience one you’ll remember.

To do this we utilize a fantastic system of inappropriate humor, trolling, and memes that you don’t want to show your mom. Seriously you should probably not tell your IRL friends about this guild. We are a jack of all trades guild that likes to do all sorts of things in-game and out! We have a dedicated RP community, a raid team that does progression, and most of our guild members like doing mythic keys because they hate themselves. “BUT THAT’S ALL IN-GAME!!” I hear you yell. Well you are a fool – not only do many of our members play other games but we also do a weekly social event in Discord that allows us all to cut back and be as fucked up as we want.

We maintain such a high level of hilarity and offensiveness because we are strictly a 18+ guild. There are very few exceptions to this rule and as such we will boot you from the guild/Discord if we find you to be a wee-little baby.

Now, let’s let the cat out of the bag here – and by cat we mean a man-child in a blue kitty fur suit so we can more accurately aim our rifles at them. We are NOT a furry friendly community. We say this because generally speaking the furry community, especially on Moon Guard, is so fucking toxic that it makes us want to light towns on fire Minneapolis style. So if you like fucking animals or dressing up as animals to fuck or you draw your fursona or some weird shit then we kindly ask that you move on so we don’t have to publicly shame you for being wrong.

So come, join <Azeroth Inc> on the Alliance or <Azeroth Co> on the Horde and some see all that life has to offer to you. We promise we only use the whips if you say no – cause yes always means no.